Latest News :
04.08.00 :
Production of the Hate Bears continues. A date still has not been set for their invasion, but it will be here soon.
04.09.00 :
The newest story is here...George Fontana gives us some tips in How to Get Girls...
Want to link the Freak Show to your site? Then e-mail
destructar2000@aol.com
and ask about the free special Freak Show link html code.
04.10.00 :
The Hate Bears have been updated a little. Now the links on the home page work...but they won't take you to anything interesting just yet. We are sorry for the slow beginings for the Hate Bears site. Be sure to keep checking back.
Be sure to check out the new profile starting in one week...weird. The profile will be updated every week starting with next monday.
And coming soon...a poll for what you would like to see most on the Freak Show.
Also, please join the Freak Show E-Mail newsletter. You will recieve updates about the site, cool links, and some funny stories. And it's free! Just click on the "Newsletter" link on the home page to learn how to join. It's fast, easy, and fun.
04.11.00 :
It was just discovered that the List Bot newsletter join button was not working correctly. This has been fixed. You will now be able to join the Freak Show Newsletter. Here's how :
Go to the home page. Click on the link that says "Newsletter". You will then be taken to a screen that will tell you what you need to know in order to join.
Sorry about the long delay for the newsletter. We were unaware that it was out of order.
Remember, if you join the newsletter you will find out things about the Freak Show and the Hate Bears that will not be told on the site. It's fast, easy, and fun. Join. Join. Join. NOW!!!
A new comic is to be featured on the Hate Bears section of this site. This is a top secret project and all we can say is that you will love it. It combines comic book violence with a great story line and lots of humor. More on this story as it develops.
The new Freak Show Poll is here. Click the "Poll" link on the home page and let us know what you would like to see on the Freak Show
04.12.00 :
Greetings to all! We have lots of news today, enjoy:
WOOOOO!!!! Happy news! We just got a "Weird"...thing...um...award? Doesn't matter...The Weird Site declaired us as "weird"! And they're going to put us in their newsletter. Thank you Weird Site! To see the official picture declaration, go to the links page.
As a result of the above statement, we are giving away free access to our site for the next 10,000 years!
Fun stuff is on the way...the new comic will be here VERY soon! A little more information on this top secret comic has leaked: The name of the creator is Mike Beisiegel. Sorry but that's all we can tell you! Never heard of him? That's because this is his first project. Be sure to check backl for more information on this as the release date draws nearer.
Also coming soon...MERCHANDISE! That's right. We've had a sickening ammount of people request that we start selling Freak Show merchandise...and that's just what we plan to do!
The content of this site will be updated again very soon. A new story is on it's way, a new facelift, and who could forget...the new PROFILE if everything goes according to plan (more on this below).
But best of all, we hope to be bringing you a little more of the Hate Bears by the 17th of this month, including the comic mentioned above.
The problem with the profile, is that we're starting to get a little afraid. We might just have to start giving a link to the person's profile instead of posting it on our site. This wouldn't be near as good, but it might have to be done for legal reasons. For on this as it develops.
04.14.00 :
Well, no one has been joining the e-mail newsletter. Why?! Well, we think we know now. When you join you have to answer about a million questions. Guess what...you don't have to answer those stupid questions. Just give a password and click submit. Don't bother with those other dumb questions...but most of all, SIGN UP!! As of now we have ZERO people subscribed. This is not acceptable. Don't force us to investigate your IP address to find out where you live, track you down and kill you!!! JUST SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!! That is all...
04.17.00 :
Hello everybody, as you can see, it is the 17th of april(or later) and the Hate Bears STILL are not here. And niether is the comic that you are waiting for. So why is that? Well, two reasons. First of all, the comic is not here because of some mix ups with the creator of it. It will be arriving soon hopefully. The reason the Hate Bears are not here is because sickness has taken over the "creators" of the Freak Show and "they" are therefore unable to update the site at this time.
We are very sorry and we hope you will continue to check back as we will be updating ASAP.
The second order of buisness is that someone finally subscribed to the newsletter! Well, that's one person...now what about the rest of you idiots?! Come on! You MUST subscribe...your very life depends on it!!
Bad news for those of you who liked the profile section. For legal reasons we had to take it down!!! We are VERY sorry for this, but it's better than losing the whole site, that's for sure. More things will replace this small piece of the Freak Show history...more on that later.
And last, but not least, we are happy to announce that starting later this week the Freak Show will be releasing exclusive merchandise!! That's right, now you no longer have to just read the Freak SHow...you can buy things from it too! WOW! Be sure to check in!
04.18.00 :
Good news! In just a few more days the Freak Show is going to look a whole lot better! We're completely redesigning...AGAIN! This time there is something special coming with it: FREAK SHOW MERCHANDISE! After thousands of years, the Freak Show will finally be offering Tshirts, coffie mugs, magnets, and more! Be glad all ye in internet land...be glad...
WARNING!!! Prepare yourself for this merchandise! We will not be accepting credit cards to start out with. We will provide you with an order form and information on how to get what you want from our line of products. However, there is a faster, easier way. Sign up for PayPal today! It's completely FREE and safe! Go to:
www.paypal.com
to find out more. Also, be sure to sign us up as your recomendation with this e-mail address:
destructar2000@aol.com
The coolest part is, they GIVE you $5 just to join! NO STRINGS ATTACHED...it's an amazing deal and it will help you get Freak Show products faster.
Be sure to check back here tomorrow for a brand spankin' new Freak Show story...it'll be good, we swear!
04.19.00 :
Be sure to check out the new Red Lobster story. This will be a continuing story for the weeks to come, so keep checking back.
LATE UPDATE:
We have added the merchandise section!!! Go there by returning to the home page and clicking on "merchandise" or click here. Whatever you do, just make sure you go there.
Currently we are offering 4 one of a kind Freak Show T-Shirts, but there is much more on the way!
04.20.00 :
For months the first annual Miss Freak Show Beauty Pageant has been in planning. Today it was held. Find out who the winner is...go to the stories page and click "Beauty Pageant". Or just click here.
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