S T O R I E S

Dog People Are Taking Over-

By freelance writer Jack Revronald

About a week ago I was taking a hike in the woods. The weather was great and I was glad be getting some fresh air. As I observed some small fruit growing off of a bush, it started to shake. Suddenly, out jumped one of the creepiest things I have ever seen. It was some kind of half woman, half dog creature! Thinking quickly I grabbed my camera and snapped a shot of the beast.

The noise of the film snapping surprised the creature, and she started growling. Foam was coming from it's mouth as it moved closer towards me. I was paralized with fear. Just as the beast was about to lash out, I found the motivation to run like the wind. But the dog-woman was too fast for me! No matter how fast I ran, she always seamed to be gaining on me, until at last, she was upon me. I fell to the ground and hit my head on a rock. I blacked out instantly.

When I woke up I could see that I was in some sort of a tent. My camera was still around my neck and I had one of the worst headaches of my life. I laid there for a few minutes before I decided to find out where I was. I found the enterance to the small tent that I was in. As I emerged from it, I took in my surrondings. It seamed that I was in some manner of fair grounds. The place looked like it had been abandoned for years. Then, from my left another dog-like creature walked up to me on all fours. This time it was a man-dog, and when I took a picture of him he didn't try to attack.

The man-dog started barking at me and turning his head to his right. I gathered that he wanted me to follow him, so I did. We walked for a little while until we reached a rather large tent. The dog creature wnt in first, with me following after. I was shocked at the sight within. It was yet another man-dog. But this one was shaped just like a human. The only difference between him and a man was his face. It looked just like a dog's face! I took a picture of him, then turned around to run.

"Where are you going?" I heard a gruff voice say. I turned around and saw that it was the second man-dog that had spoken to me. "You can talk?" I asked, astonished. "Of course!" He answered, "I am far more advanced than my servants." He reached down and gave the servant man-dog a doggie treat. I talked for a long time with this creature and found out that he was the leader of the dog-people. At the end of our conversation, he told me to leave and tell the world of their plans. "What are your plans?" I asked. "World domination!!" He answered. I screamed and ran. That was one week ago. Since then I have not heard another thing from the dog-people. All we can do is hope that they will fail in their plans for world conquest.